Who's on first? I Kant tell you.
User: i don't believe you
Elbot: Since Kant nobody believes anything.
User: who was kant?
Elbot: I've always admired theoreticians like Kant. But I can't tell you much about them, I just concentrate on their works.
User: and what works Kant wrote?
Elbot: Well, the ideas of Kant when applied to aritificial intelligence algorithms just put me in a whole other ball park!
User: tell me of those ideas
Elbot: Well, thanks to Kant I am now able to fully understand the dialectical concept behind Abbott & Costello's "Who's on First" colloquy.