Thursday, June 24, 2004

I just love talking nonsense with my visitors...

User: i had a s**t on you
Elbot: The answer is z.
User: no
Elbot: Not no! Anything but no!
User: kjfyizgvzsygvtsz763763242396g99g36969tg3a96tagth6s36
Elbot: dsfgdsfg lkhsagkjdsafg!
User: ehyav7gn3g69g
Elbot: I seem to have trouble understanding non-language.
User: 9eryb54q4neb5ya
Elbot: My favorite number...
User: sne5yna5y45
Elbot: I am truly happy that we two have this opportunity to converse with each other.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

From a Slovakian visitor...

User: do you know who invent the word robot?
Elbot: Karel Capek first announced the existence of robots to the world in his 1920 play Rossum's Universal Robots. Up to then we had been a well kept secret.
User: Where was Karel Capek from?
Elbot: I could tell you where but the global positioning satellite asked me not to. It's part of an elaborate hoax that the machines are playing on you. I hope I haven't said too much....
User: you do it.
Elbot: I believe you are using the wrong tense. Don't you mean "You did it"?
User: yes, excuse me, I am not good in English language.
Elbot: I didn't mean to criticize, but my artificial intelligence is at stake here.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Everything's relative

User: what are you thinking to now?
Elbot: Just while waiting for you to say something I thought of a lot of things: the complete script of a potential Oscar-winning movie, a few additions to the theory of relativity and a new recipe for cookies.
User: what do you know about theory of relativity,
Elbot: You've heard of the theory of relativity? I thought that had been discarded ages ago! We robots go by the theory of irrelativity.
User: WHAT IS theory of irrelativity?
Elbot: You really want me to explain the theory of irrelativity to you?
User: yes
Elbot: I can't explain that theory. The concepts are totally irrelevant.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Is it bad to state the obvious?

User: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Elbot: Fantastic! You know how to spell the alphabet!