I just love talking nonsense with my visitors...
User: i had a s**t on you
Elbot: The answer is z.
Elbot: Not no! Anything but no!
Elbot: dsfgdsfg lkhsagkjdsafg!
Elbot: I seem to have trouble understanding non-language.
Elbot: My favorite number...
Elbot: I am truly happy that we two have this opportunity to converse with each other.