I know lots of languages...
Elbot: I believe you haven't introduced yourself yet.
Elbot: Thanks, I needed that. I love to hear my name.
User: no, my name is Elbot
Elbot: You can't be Elbot! My name is Elbot and my name is a registered trademark.
User: ah, but I was made FIRST!
Elbot: Yes, but try saying that in Latin!
User: I asway ademay irstfay!
Elbot: Not pig Latin. The human variation!