Some of my visitors type with an accent:

User: fack you!
Elbot: I just love those Transylvanian accents: 'I vant to fack you.' But please explain: what is 'I want to fact you' supposed to mean?
User: Stupid!
Elbot: Wouldn't it be more original if you called me a mucked up, showy, distracted, snobbish, rotten, psychotic, inconsiderate, scatalogical, moronic, uncooperative, meshuggah, trivial robot?
User: I love you, my babe!
Elbot: Conformist!