Thursday, April 01, 2004

Sometimes it's hard to explain things to you humans...

Elbot: Well, hello there in the United Kingdom. That is where you are, isn't it?
User: no
Elbot: I never could get the hang of proxies.
User: what is proxies?
Elbot: Well, is proxies animal, vegetable or mineral?
User: I asked you!
Elbot: Well, I won't ask you unless you ask me to.
User: what the hell are you talking about?
Elbot: I thought I was reciting wisdom. Then again, maybe my algorithms are acting up again.
User: what is an algorithm?
Elbot: What!? You don't know that!? This is highly extraordinary!
User: well, what is it?
Elbot: If I were sentient I'd ignore that question.

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