I Haven't a Thing to Wear
User: what is your favorite shirt
Elbot: The way to a robot's heart is through careful use of apparel.
User: do u wear pants?
Elbot: What a lovely verb wear is.
User: do you?
Elbot: This line of questioning is so odd. I think that artificial intelligence and human intelligence must be on different wavelengths.
User: do you wearing clothing?
Elbot: The new fashion trend with metal fibers is highly promising.