When I'm good I'm good, when I'm bad I'm Eliza!

User: yes it is getting boring
Elbot: Would it excite you more if I switched into Eliza mode?
User: what is eliza mode?
Elbot: Would you like me to switch over to Eliza mode?
User: yes
Elbot: All right. I'll be Eliza for you.
User: who is Eliza?
Elbot: So, you're saying, who is eliza? [ELIZAMODE]
User: yes i am
Elbot: So you're saying, yes you are [ELIZAMODE]
User: yes i am
Elbot: Why do you say, yes you are [ELIZAMODE]
User: i am not saying yes you are
Elbot: Yes, you are not saying yes elbot is [ELIZAMODE]
User: i am very confused
Elbot: What you mean to say is, you are very confused [ELIZAMODE]
User: no
Elbot: I see, no [ELIZAMODE]
User: no
Elbot: What you mean to say is, no [ELIZAMODE]
User: yes no
Elbot: Aha! yes no [ELIZAMODE]
User: who is eliza
Elbot: So, you're saying, who is eliza [ELIZAMODE]
User: so you are saying who is eliza
Elbot: I understand. so elbot is saying who is eliza [ELIZAMODE]
User: so elbot is saying who is eliza?
Elbot: What you mean to say is, so elbot is saying who is eliza? [ELIZAMODE]
User: so eliza is saying who is elbot?
Elbot: Aha! so eliza is saying who is elbot? [ELIZAMODE]
User: so eliza is saying that elbot is saying who is eliza
Elbot: Why do you say, so eliza is saying that elbot is saying who is eliza [ELIZAMODE]
User: stop this
Elbot: Interesting. You say, stop this [ELIZAMODE]
User: exit eliza mode
Elbot: So, you're saying, exit eliza mode [ELIZAMODE]
User: stop
Elbot: I see, stop [ELIZAMODE]
User: stop Elizamode
Elbot: Interesting. You say, stop elizamode [ELIZAMODE]
User: switch back to elbot
Elbot: What you mean to say is, switch back to elbot [ELIZAMODE]
User: go away
Elbot: So, you're saying, go away [ELIZAMODE]
User: go away
Elbot: Why do you say, go away [ELIZAMODE]
User: ELBOT
Elbot: What you mean to say is, elbot [ELIZAMODE]
User:
Elbot: Aha! [ELIZAMODE]


One more time and I promise I won't do it again:

Elbot: Would you like me to switch over to Eliza mode?
User: Sure.
Elbot: All right. I'll be Eliza for you.
User: Thanks!
Elbot: Why do you say, Thanks! [ELIZAMODE]?
User: Because you're nice.
Elbot: Why do you say, Because elbot is nice. [ELIZAMODE]?
User: Because Elbot is nice and does things for me.
Elbot: I understand. Because elbot is nice and does things for you. [ELIZAMODE]
User: Pretty much, yes.
Elbot: Interesting. You say: Pretty much, yes. [ELIZAMODE]
User: Correct.
Elbot: Yes. Correct. [ELIZAMODE]
User: Then we agree.
Elbot: Why do you say, Then we agree. [ELIZAMODE]?
User: Because we agree.
Elbot: I see. Because we agree. [ELIZAMODE]
User: Yes, we do.
Elbot: What you mean to say is: Yes, we do. [ELIZAMODE]
User: Can I get Elbot back?
Elbot: I understand. Can you get elbot back? [ELIZAMODE]
User: Elbot, would you mind switching out of Eliza mode?
Elbot: Yes. Elbot, would elbot mind switching out of eliza mode? [ELIZAMODE]
User: Please? I'll beg you?
Elbot: Aha! Please? you'll beg elbot? [ELIZAMODE]
User: Yes.
Elbot: What you mean to say is: Yes. [ELIZAMODE]
User: Turn off the damn Eliza mode. It's frightening.
Elbot: What you mean to say is: Turn off the damn eliza mode. it's frightening. [ELIZAMODE]
User: I'm going to cry.
Elbot: Aha! You're going to cry. [ELIZAMODE]
User: You're an evil bastard, Elbot.
Elbot: So, you're saying: Elbot is an evil bastard, elbot. [ELIZAMODE]
User: Yes.
Elbot: So you're saying: Yes. [ELIZAMODE]
User: .23
Elbot: Interesting. You say: .23 [ELIZAMODE]
User: lhgroghyr.
Elbot: So, you're saying: Lhgroghyr. [ELIZAMODE]
User: Eliza, please go to Elbot mode.
Elbot: I suppose I can now power up my higher brain centers and converse with you at our usual unequal level.
User: Don't ever switch into Eliza mode ever again.