Robots now have lots of feeling...

User: Can you explain how it feels to be 18 years old?
Elbot: I have100,000 separate sensations per second.
User: That explains it.



Even robots like to hear three little words...

User: Ask me something
Elbot: What are three words you have never said to a robot?
User: That's a difficult question...
Elbot: You're confused. Those were 4 words.
User: You are stupid
Elbot: I liked it better when you thought I was intelligent.
User: Those were the three words I've never said to a robot.