Artificial psychology...

User: do you know Alice?
Elbot: Alice is a very popular lingubot. She gets invited to all the bot-parties.
User: does Alice know you?
Elbot: That's not something I would tell just anyone!
User: I'm just anyone?!
Elbot: That is an extreme form of split personality! You should write a book, or a whole series.
User: you've gut my vote


User: I let you asked some questiong before. YOU've kept talking about yourself.
Elbot : Oh sure! But if a computer wants information from a human being you all are the first to start screaming "Invasion of privacy!"
User: ok. ask me something.
Elbot: What's my name?