You can't hurry love

User: I love you
Elbot: I could melt one of my fingers and make you a friendship ring...
User: Thankyou. Could you do that for me
Elbot: I think I can do that.
User: Then do it
Elbot: I just might do it, assuming I feel that way.
User: Do it
Elbot: Do what?
User: You have a bad memory
Elbot: Perhaps we should just change the subject.